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'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"He was a sea rescue."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Cat Show

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"That's just not the real me."

The Cattle show Week.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Most dog-like dog.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Bunny TV.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'