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And beware of washing his man just before a show.

"Don't be daft, it'll never work!"

Strictly Ornamental.

'I broke up with him: It turns out he'd bought his 'Best in Show' ribbons on the internet...'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

Trade Show Sherpas

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"That's just not the real me."

The Cattle show Week.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Horse rides over a judge.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

Best in Heat.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Bunny TV.

Most dog-like dog.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'