First Horse Show T-Shirts

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Cat Show

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"That's just not the real me."

The Cattle show Week.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Collective unconscious.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Horse rides over a judge.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Damn showdog people!'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Bunny TV.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Best in Heat.

Pony Love...

Most dog-like dog.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."