First Horse Show Pillows

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

The Cattle show Week.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Horse rides over a judge.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Best in Heat.

'Damn showdog people!'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Bunny TV.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Most dog-like dog.

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

Pony Love...

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'