Horse Show Lover Pillows

"Don't be daft, it'll never work!"

Skipping Horse

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Agility God

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

ONE HORSE TOWN

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"Caption contest"

Talking Dog.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Stubborn Horses