Horse Show Aficionados Pillows

Horse Rider

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

The Cattle show Week.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

Horse rides over a judge.

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I'm on the plain.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Dog Show: Most human look.

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

Strictly Ornamental.

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.