Horse Show Enthusiast Pillows

At the Horse-Show.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'What's founder?'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Stubborn Horses

The Cattle show Week.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'It's a hybrid.'