Horse Enthusiasts Pillows

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's not like the old days when anyone could work on their own horse. Now, it's all computerized."

A man riding in a hansom cab for the first time

"It comes with a flat screen TV, surround sound stereo system and a mini bar. Can I ride in it, and our horse ride in the truck?"

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

"I wasn't as trusty a steed as the King expected."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"They're comfortable."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

ONE HORSE TOWN

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'