Horse Show Lover Gifts

"Don't be daft, it'll never work!"

Skipping Horse

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Talking Dog.

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"Caption contest"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."