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"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Bunny TV.

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Strikeout Dog

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"Let me do the talking!"

Dog show success

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

Itchy Butt 50

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"I wish I could get him to relax."

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Animal Planet.

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

'What do you think? Surge or escalation?'

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Cat show success.