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"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

Cat Show

Dog Birthdays

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Bunny TV.

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Strikeout Dog

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

"Let me do the talking!"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Dog show success

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Itchy Butt 50

"I wish I could get him to relax."

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

Animal Planet.

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

'What do you think? Surge or escalation?'

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."