Dog Show Judge T-Shirts

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Most Annoying Bark

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

Most dog-like dog.

Rescue Dogs.

'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'

Judges cock their legs in voting unison.

Best in Heat.

Dog wins 'Worst of Breed' prize.

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Bulldog intimidates judge at dog show.

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

Westminster: The after-party

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Collective unconscious.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'