Dog Show Participant Gifts

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

"Well...I crossed a bulldog with a shitzu - it's called a 'bullsh*t...'"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Talking Dog.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Westminster: The after-party

"That's just not the real me."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Damn showdog people!'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Most dog-like dog.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Best in Heat.

Bunny TV.

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Dog Show: Most human look.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'