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Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Agility God

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"That's just not the real me."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Teach me not to care."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Cats and Dogs.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Most dog-like dog.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Best in Heat.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Bunny TV.

'Damn showdog people!'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'See what I mean, Doc?'