Horse Racing Aficionados Gifts

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

Racy Sketches

Friends Of The Turf

Remember - this time we trot!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Gentlemen Riders

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Stubborn Horses

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Horse racing puns

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'It's a hybrid.'

Horse Clean-up

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'