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-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

Racy Sketches

Friends Of The Turf

Remember - this time we trot!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Horse racing puns

Stubborn Horses

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'It's a hybrid.'

Horse Clean-up