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The Epsom Derby - Jockey Falls at Tattenham Corner

Quarter horse racing at The Freakness

Lost again! I hope you kept a diary of your trip!

Your horse just came in!

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

"You could say that he takes a close interest in the important news of the day..."

Bet it all on Maximum Security

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'What's founder?'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Gentlemen Riders

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Stubborn Horses

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Horse racing puns

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."