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"You had no trouble making the weight then?"

Derby Day (Time 11am).

"Yeah, I've won lots of races, but I'm still poor: I've always been too self-conscious to bet on myself..."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Rocking Horse

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Gentlemen Riders

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"You remember Champ. . ."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Fast food

Panto Horse at the Races

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

'Today's newspaper has my daddy as favourite for Sunday's race...'

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Betting on $80 oil price.