Livestock Shows Gifts

The Cattle show Week.

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Agility God

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Cat Show

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Sick Rancher Humor

"That's just not the real me."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Collective unconscious.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Horse rides over a judge.

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

Most dog-like dog.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"