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The Cattle show Week.

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Agility God

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Sick Rancher Humor

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Collective unconscious.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Horse rides over a judge.

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Bunny TV.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Most dog-like dog.

Best in Heat.