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"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Horti-Culture

Agility God

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Bake off: Flan B

The Cattle show Week.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Collective unconscious.

Guy Fieri

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Michel Roux Jr

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Horse rides over a judge.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Bunny TV.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

Best in Heat.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."