Agricultural Show Mugs

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Horti-Culture

Agility God

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"That's just not the real me."

The Cattle show Week.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Bake off: Flan B

Michel Roux Jr

Collective unconscious.

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Guy Fieri

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Horse rides over a judge.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Most dog-like dog.

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Best in Heat.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Bunny TV.

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."