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The real master chef challenge

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Today, I watched so many food shows, I had to take an antacid tablet.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

Emeril Lagasse

Guy Fieri

Guy Fieri

The Emeril Isle

Bake off: Flan B

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Damn. Another rerun on the Food Channel again."

Antony Worrall Thompson

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Michel Roux Jr

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

Raymond Blanc

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Tartine

The wonderful world of cheese.

6 Brothers Falafel

Tension filled the tent.

Benihana style of cooking.

Succession 2

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"