Food Show Host T-Shirts

Guy Fieri

The Emeril Isle

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Keith Floyd.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Bake off: Flan B

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

Bagel problems.

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'