Agricultural Shows T-Shirts

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Horti-Culture

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Agility God

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"That's just not the real me."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

The Cattle show Week.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Bake off: Flan B

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Collective unconscious.

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Michel Roux Jr

Guy Fieri

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Horse rides over a judge.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Best in Heat.

Emeril Lagasse

Most dog-like dog.