Agricultural Shows Pillows

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Horti-Culture

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Agility God

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"That's just not the real me."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Bake off: Flan B

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

The Cattle show Week.

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Michel Roux Jr

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

Collective unconscious.

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Guy Fieri

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Horse rides over a judge.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Most dog-like dog.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Bunny TV.

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Best in Heat.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around