Forest Trekker Mugs

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

ET Mishap

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"I love this time of day."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Where the wild things were."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Beaver tower

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'