Forest Trekking Mugs

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The experienced backpacker.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

ET Mishap

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I love this time of day."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Rock Climber

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Where the wild things were."

Beaver tower

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back