Forest Walks Mugs

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Woodland walk' (tree stumps).

Bear Hugging Season Open

Information...

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Wildlife

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Oh, crap.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Don't even think about it."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

The High Line at Giza

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back