Nature Scrambler Gifts

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Little league world series of poker.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Toad roadkill.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

Artist Satying in the Country

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

A Better Life

Considerate Criticism.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Genetic Meddling - sparrow sharks

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'I'll meet your carbon output and lower you two units.'

Treasury Department walking holiday.

Ant Girl

A man hunting in gale of wind