Nature Scrambler Gifts

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Little league world series of poker.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Toad roadkill.

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

Artist Satying in the Country

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

A Better Life

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

Considerate Criticism.

Hmm, no, I think I liked it better over there.

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

A turtle takes a bath.

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'

Genetic Meddling - sparrow sharks

'I'll meet your carbon output and lower you two units.'

Fly fishing

A man hunting in gale of wind