Price Wranglers Gifts

"Everything's gone up."

Interior design trends for parents....

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Capitalism gone nuts!

Bureau of Inflation.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'What a bargain!'

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

Gas prices up.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Short Memories

Profit Cowboy

Super Homeworld

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

Duel Fuel?

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'Dickson, how many times do I have to tell you, don't start out with the price!'

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

"Is that the corporate rate?"

Credit and Farmers

'It's amazing how little a thousand dollars will buy these days.'

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.