Rookie Wrangler Mugs

"This way, O' Brien."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

King kong 5 G.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Cow Pilot.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

The First Day Back

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."