Rivalry Wrangler Gifts

"It's been such a dog-eat-dog week at the office that tomorrow is Bring Your Veterinarian To Work day."

"Destroying all your enemies is only half the battle. Or...wait, I guess it's actually the whole thing."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

She - Interpreter - He.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Sulk Shows

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

How Many It Takes

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'OK...now what?'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'Can I see your license,please?'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'

Diplomacy

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."