Rival Wrangler Gifts

Targeted opponent

Desk Bins: With Me/Against Me/Sly Ones.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Zoom Rodeos

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

Mother telling off quarreling children

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Kangaroos: 'How are the twins? 'They keep me hoppin'!'

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."