Relationship Wrangler Gifts

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

'You can stop saying 'uh-huh'! I stopped talking to you an hour ago!'

"Brad, we've got to talk."

'What's the point of looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong.'

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."

'What's the point of looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

'We never agree about anything.'

'I can't ta;l now, you moron. Your alimony check is in the mail!'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

"Why can you never admit that you are wrong?"

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"You'll like this female libido pill. It is time released to go off once your husband has fallen asleep on the couch."

"You symbolize everything that's wrong with me."

"How dare you—in a straightjacket, no less—psychoanalyze me."

"I'm not leaving you- I'm just thinking about it."

"Who's God?"

"For heaven's sake, Melissa, she's my mother. I can't tell her to leave."

"My family never went in for therapy but then my family wasn't nuts."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'In order to give you more control, I will let you choose the days on which I undermine your authority.'

'Oh, good, you convinced your husband to come in for counseling!'

Mirage guidance.

'I am not being disagreeable!'

"I don't know what I said to make her pack her bags and leave me..."

'Well if you don't like this casserole, I'll freeze it and save it for my second husband.'

'Well? What have you got to say for yourself?'

'This is my mother...She's here to verify that she does not interfere in our marriage.'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"I woke up in a strange marriage with my clothing off."

"In the next five years, global warming is going to make you ten times more irritating."