Relationship Wrangler Gifts

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

'You can stop saying 'uh-huh'! I stopped talking to you an hour ago!'

"Brad, we've got to talk."

'What's the point of looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

'I can't ta;l now, you moron. Your alimony check is in the mail!'

'What's the point of looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

"You'll like this female libido pill. It is time released to go off once your husband has fallen asleep on the couch."

"Why can you never admit that you are wrong?"

"You've got to admit, Mrs. McCoy. Your husband had a point when he said you like to beat a dead horse..."

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

'We never agree about anything.'

"Let's not forget who wears the plumage in this family."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"How dare you—in a straightjacket, no less—psychoanalyze me."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Mirage guidance.

"My family never went in for therapy but then my family wasn't nuts."

'Enough about me...let's talk about what's on your mind.'

'Oh, good, you convinced your husband to come in for counseling!'

'In order to give you more control, I will let you choose the days on which I undermine your authority.'

'Well? What have you got to say for yourself?'

"You symbolize everything that's wrong with me."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"I don't know what I said to make her pack her bags and leave me..."

'I didn't disturb you when I came in, did I?'

'This is my mother...She's here to verify that she does not interfere in our marriage.'

"I'm not leaving you- I'm just thinking about it."

'I am not being disagreeable!'

'Well if you don't like this casserole, I'll freeze it and save it for my second husband.'

"Who's God?"

"For heaven's sake, Melissa, she's my mother. I can't tell her to leave."