Wannabe Wrangler Pillows

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'OK...now what?'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

As Seen On TV

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

A young boy shaving

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.