Number Wrangler Gifts

Irish Step Accounting

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Come on, Fowler, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out!'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

They were to payroll cowboys riding together.

"Right, just one more equation that no one understands and then we'll call it a day."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

'When do we learn to make numbers lie?'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Binge Watch

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Dave invents the remote belt

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"There's the remote!"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."