Number Wrangler Mugs

Irish Step Accounting

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Come on, Fowler, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out!'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

They were to payroll cowboys riding together.

"Right, just one more equation that no one understands and then we'll call it a day."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

'When do we learn to make numbers lie?'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Binge Watch

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Dave invents the remote belt

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"There's the remote!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

'It's for you.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

Psychotic mood swing.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?