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"Needs more Purell."

'Gesundheit.'

COVID 19

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"This was supposed to be 'Gluten-Free Comedy Night.' Which means no wheat jokes."

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"I'm allergic to wool. . !"

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

"....But....flu season's over."

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

Swines

Nice work if you can get it.

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

"She thinks she's so great cause she has real celiac disease."

"First, let's concentrate on water. Then we'll worry about krill."

"I read that alcohol and the gluten cancel each other out."

'It's nice to meet you, without the risk of getting the flu.'

Conquering Baked Alaska

"I don't shake hands during flu season. Just scan my QR code."

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"