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"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Evolution.

Disease Management

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Comicron

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'