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Louis Pasteur and his rabid dog.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Facelook

Area 51: The Inside Story

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Bacteria fame at last.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"