Germ Theory Fan Pillows

Louis Pasteur and his rabid dog.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Area 51: The Inside Story

"I think I'm coming down with something."

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Bacteria fame at last.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'