Germ Enthusiast Pillows

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"So that's their survival technique. They was their hands!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'Mom, why can't I wash my own hands?'

'Hey baby...You wanna go viral?'

Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Germs in a hospital ward.

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

Catch of the Day: Salmonella.

Bacteria fame at last.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Make Your Own Micro Wildlife Refuge

'C'mon, Baby - we'll make beautiful mucous together!'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'It's something that's going around, there it goes again!'

Institute of Infectious Diseases

Bringing up bacteria.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'I was a 24-hour bug, but thanks to antibiotics, I'm now a 48-hour bug.'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

'Say... this looks like a good place!'

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

"The Catch of the Day is the chef's cold."

'Looks like a virus.'

When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.