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"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

COVID 19

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

Criminal Germs

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

John Snow

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."