Germ Theorist Gifts

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

COVID 19

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Criminal Germs

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

John Snow

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'