Germ Theory Gifts

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Gesundheit.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

Criminal Germs

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'