Germ Study Gifts

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Disease Management

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Gesundheit.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Ever killed a man?"

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

Criminal Germs

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

John Snow

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

'Put it under my microscope!'

Contagious Diseases.

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Protoxoan social distancing.

'Right now it's about a tie.'

Heat and Food Poisoning