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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Disease Management

'Gesundheit.'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Ever killed a man?"

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'Hold everything - we just discovered a newer flu virus.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Criminal Germs

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

John Snow

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Contagious Diseases.

'Put it under my microscope!'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

Heat and Food Poisoning

Protoxoan social distancing.

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."