Germs Gifts

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

I'll thank you to cover your mouth when you cough.

On second thought, I will take a towel. Attendant On Duty.

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs

'You're a Dung Beetle: How could you suffer from germ phobia?'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'Gesundheit.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Flu vaccine.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Criminal Germs

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

Covid Vaccine

'New normal' family life

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

Germ Home

Transmission of the Coronavirus