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Covid Games

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Here's something I'd like to do... microbiology!'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'