Preventive Measures Pillows

"Nobody touch me!...Nobody under any circumstances....A true hypochondriac does not play favourites."

A Hole in the Dike

Distance to avoid contagion

The new normal

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Preventive medicine.

(Beware of the dog)

AIDS prevention

"This feels so familiar."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"It's great to be back. . .!"

Clean the World.

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Flu Shot

"You may now wave at the bride."

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

Now wash your hands.

Start of the school year

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."